Funny Go Boom!!

Funny Go Boom!!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Butt-Rocket Away!!


Are we that board of a society where we have taken to strapping old ladies to rocket boosters for entertainment?! Either that or our asstronaut here seriously needs to reduce the amount of beans in her diet. Wooo, lentils! Hope she didn't break her coccyx. Watch out Granny! Gravity is a bitch! I'll tell ya gang, if that was yours truly with explosives strapped to my ass, you had better believe I would be dressed for such a dubious occasion! Top notch daredevil threads, like the one Elvis donned in Vegas, decked out in sequins of red, white and blue to show the world that only in America, some brainless lout would attempt such a foolish act of insanity! Mind you now, I would not forget to pack a parachute or state of the art crash helmet. Padding would not be a bad idea either come to think about it. Safety first kids! I have to really wonder what the ultimate result of this experiment or what have you actually was. I can guess who made an appearance, an ambulance and perhaps a cop or two, angry relative maybe. I hope there is video of this out there some place. Were there signs of panic, horror, or dare I say it...laughter? Did she holler, "I can see my house from here!!!!"? I may never know. Therefore, I will give this particular pic, 5 out 0f 5 bowls of oatmeal in the 'artsy fartsy' category.

Today's nugget of truth.

As I was pondering the secrets of the universe and more ways to mangle your medulla oblongatas, I came across this little tid bit in the corner. Kudos to you sir who dropped this note into the cyber sea. Surely I am not the only schmoe that took this and ran. I at least am not taking credit for it. Found it, wanted to share it's wonder, it was just that good. Sucks I didn't see it sooner, would have tied in well with this years first entry.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

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