Funny Go Boom!!

Funny Go Boom!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Idiocracy Afoot


So today I was driving back from a walking excursion at a local mall since the park was apart of it's nearby river. The whole way home just about, I noticed in my rear view mirror, this white S.U.V. with some lady driving (while fooling with whatever fabric it was she was trying to keep on the dash board that kept blowing off the fan housing mind you) and a dude who kept holding out some clothing items or something of the like out the window. Under proper weather conditions, I could see if some one trying to air dry some items, as strange as it is, but, it was raining. So I said to myself, "really?!"
Today's secret word is "Amrap!"

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

42.0 The Aftermath


Rastafari Mon!!!! I can say with all confidence that the oatmeal seas have been polluted! Right now, it feels like my skull is stuffed with cotton. No small wonder though, considering I rarely over do it in such a profound way. Sure, a puff or two here and there and maybe a few space cakes every once in a while, but last night, damn!!! Some might say I am a lightweight, and that could be true, but considering the potency of what kind of cronic I had, and I do mean some kind bubba kush, you can understand why by the end of the night I had completly melted into the couch. I started the day off with one home made space cake,( a single tiny brownie shot). Then at exactly twenty minutes after 4pm, I joined the milloions of tokers world wide and took a heathy rip ( or two) off my home made Dr.Puffer bottle bong. I levitated for quite some time, finished cleaning the house and made dinner. After my feet was only and inch off the floor, it was time for another space cake, or two acctually. I was feeling realy mellow while watching G-4's 420 holiday special, the world premire of Doug Benson's "Super High Me". Afterwards Attack of the Hoe, uh Show, showed footage from the Cannabas Cup competiton in Amsterdam so I wanted to be right there with 'em so it was back to the bong to finnish my meager leavins. Needless to say, I was feeling no pain! A relief because I am in some level of pain on a daily basis due to my disability. Besides being crippled in the mind. So now it's a new day, the holiday has come to an end and it's time to get back to a more solid exsistance, which in itself isn't all that solid, I am always walking on marshmellows I guess.
Today's secret word is: "Languor"
Remember kids, never play with your food, unless it tries to play with you first!

Monday, April 20, 2009


It's 420. Do you know where your brain is right now? I know where mine is, and I bet you do too! Certainly not on this plane of exsistance. Need I say more? Some my argue that point, but, that's o.k. too. That's like, their opinion man. Crap. I had something clever all lined up to say and it flew away. Honest! The fucker sprouted wings and there it went! Zoom,zoom, zoom!!! I'll have to set out the nets so if it comes back, I can just write it later. Besides, this is not the time for intelligent discussion. More for weird, strange and bizarre experiences to tell of, which I have see go down before my very eyes. It's only in that rare instance when the door of possibility opens in the universe that you end up witnessing alone, except once in a blue moon. For instance, last summer, I was in my car after purchasing some refreshment at a local party store for my walk, when as I was getting ready to pull out of the parking lot, a funeral train started passing, while on my radio that was at that perfect volume, Bob Dyllan's (original) "Knocking on Heavens Door" was playing. It was so surreal because the day bright but with a mid morning haze. What are the odds! (By the way, I took the picture off my porch last year because it looks like a pot leaf! God made pot, man made beer, who do you trust!)
Today's secret word is 'Oxnard!'