Neeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Today, Krinkles the Klown is wanted on the charge of Murder in the first degree after he was observed fleeing a local hotel in a tiny white and polka-dot Ford Festiva, where the body of a Caucasian person was found dead, face down in a bathtub of milk, sprinkled with sugar coated rice crisps and a banana inserted into her rectum. Authorities have deduced it to be a cereal killing and Krinkles was immediately suspect. Witnesses reported a "maniacal" laughing moments before the sound of a slamming door and a heavy flopping of giant shoes down the hallway. Krinkles is to be considered armed and dangerously funny. Last seen at large in the Battle Creek MI area. If you have any information about Krinkles' location, please call your local police, fire department and National Guard units. Captain Crunch and Mayor McCheese were quoted as saying that "We will be doing everything we can in our power to stop this madman."

Toho Jr. Productions Presents

Ahh, the things my son gets to wake up to. Sometimes late at night after my son is far off in dreamland, and I can get medicated, I come up with crazy things to build for him so, when he gets in the living room the next morning there is a fun surprise. Of course, he ignores it for a little while, then he becomes Godzilla and dismantles the entire operation. What more could a 22 month old ask for huh? I grew up watching all the classic monster flicks and B-movie madness and hope to foster the love of those films in him. I mean is there anything better than kicking back with a cold soda, a bowl of popcorn and watching Godzilla open a can of whoop-ass on Megalon or King Ghidorah? However, I can only watch the ones from the 60s and 70s. To me the newer ones look like an episode of the Power Rangers, which I could never get into. Give me Ultra-Man and Johnny Socko's Giant Robot!!! As a matter of fact, it's late it is the perfect time to watch some giant monsters beat each other up!