Funny Go Boom!!

Funny Go Boom!!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

On tonight's Weird Fuckers from Outer Space...

All hail to Zork the Liquidator! No folks he isn't giving deals on mattresses or furniture, he's one of the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters known for his preferred method of dispatching prey. (Hence the moniker.) Now his next bounty is you! Well, your heart that is. Zork enjoys building his credit stash by selling his unique services to the highest bidder, and expressing his feelings through physical violence. But don't let that scare you away, that's just his day job. He relaxes the evenings away by sipping away Solar Grog while lounging on one of the many beaches of his home world, Pringdar, in the company of other Wibblets. But when in our neck of the woods, Zork likes to hide out in tiny dive bars on the tour circuit of his favorite earth folk music duo, Merv Rando and Fee. Give this fun size baddie the chance and he will show you a hell of a large time! (Approved by the Inter-Galactic Dating Assc.)

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

More Weird Fuckers from Outer Space

Tonight's featured member hailing from Altair III, is Overlord Trall,! (Or "Jim") This Master of Menace is on the look out for his intergalactic Queen, but earth girls aren't easy! Dressed to kill in this fabulous robe ensemble from Eeapp of Mars, "Jim"  is waiting for you with open arms. When not lording over the Seven Systems Empire, he can usually be found catching his favorite mindless earth television programs and squishing puny creatures for pleasure. His greatest wish is to have a zero gravity jello party. Look out ladies, he is firing on all thrusters an wanting to conquer your heart! Ming the Merciless, eat your heart out!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The invasion continues...

Welcome back to Inter-Galactic Dating Ads.com.. Tonight's catch you are sure to net, is G'enork, or "Jeff" to his friends. This latest weird fucker from outer space enjoys quick blast offs and soft landings as well as spending his free time bowling. Originally from Gamma Epsilon V, Jeff found his way Earth to live, laugh and you guessed it, love! He's just a regular guy about town looking to invade...your heart that is! Classy and non obtrusive, he can show you that manners are not just found in a galaxy far, far away. Jeff also enjoys a variety of music, from Mozart, and Astro-Punch to Fizz and The Lifters. Reach new heights in his Rocket-Ship of Love baby!