Cartoon characters in real life.

If you were expecting another weird tale about some crazy insect, sorry to disappoint. Maybe in the future I may revisit that subject. You nearly got some far out poem so perhaps luck is with you this day and are spared that drivel. Instead, I coughed up this little diatribe on how some cartoon character would look if they were real. I am not the only one and eventually I will cover all I can find. Now, on with the segment. Here we have Ren Hoek from certainly one of my favorite cartoons of all time, Ren & Stimpy. Soon as I find a suitable Stimpson J. Cat, I will certainly show you. So, there you have it. Ren in the flesh. "Siiiiiimmpy! You bloated sack of protoplasm! You filthy wooooorrmm!!"