Thank you sir! May I have another?!

I thought I would leave all those mushy minds of yours out there alone for a few days but there are still plenty of eligible intelligible weirdies out there in space, so on with the creature feature!!
Greetings from planet Disco hidden someplace in the M52 system! Say hello to "Ralph", (originally Gnerrrtz, but in human speech it sounds like a sneeze.) When you wish upon this star, you are guaranteed to get super far! He's got all the sweet moves on the dance floor and you're sure to score. Let him shuffle his way into your heart's door.  Spunk and style that goes the extra mile, Ralph will surely make you smile!