Hey, hey fellas!!

Wow do we have a treat for you tonight boys! This Diva from the planet Skeeva has got it all! (Including a few things you have never even heard of, woa!) Meet B'nnttz-Fnt-Laa or "Lucinda" if you prefer. This beauty is a Sagittarius with a Mercury rising, and we're not talking Freddy either! She enjoys feeding on the fluids of fresh fruits native to her home world, Zumba, Palates, listening to the earthling band 'The Venus In Furs' , desperate male species of any sentient race and assorted earth beverages. Top of her most favorites are Long Island Ice Teas. Give her a go in your Satellite of Love and she is sure to rock your worlds!  

Super Intelligent Being Seeks Same.

Greetings life forms. This is Lord Thall of the planet Medullion Massa which orbits Mu Arae in the Ara constellation. He is an interplanetary evil genius who is looking for other life forms who would share his aspirations of watching planets burn. Lord Thall is Aquarius rising and his favorite color is, you guessed it black! When not building sophisticated weapons of mass destruction,  Thall relaxes by listening to the screams of his helpless test subjects while viewing  holo -projections of super novas. Get on his good side, (if he has one) and you never know what secrets of the universe you will unlock!

The Eyes Have It!

Today Inter-Galactic Dating Ads bring you our latest cyclopian beauty, "Iris"           ( no surprise there huh?) She is from a planet on the far side of Caelum, called Shuttlecock if you can believe that!. This bright eye debutante relaxes playing the native game of her people, commonly known on Earth as Badminton. Apparently she really "throws herself" into it! How could you go wrong with a chick that has legs up to her, uh, eye? Don't let that spiky dress fool ya, she is on the lookout for her mate and it could be you! We here at Inter-Galactic Dating Ads are positive she will "keep an eye out for ya!"

Another Happy Couple!

Here at Inter-Galactic Dating Ads.Com, we would like to congratulate another match made in the heavens. Kudos to "Dave and Jane" on their recent coupling of conduits! These two star crossed lovers met for the first time on a Star Cruiser touring the famous Belt of Orion after using our services. Not a bad first date sipping Aurllian Ale and munching on Muckworms and Skibbs while floating in the zero gravity suite. May they have a happy existence together, living prosperous and long lives.

Inter-Galactic Dating Returns!

Gods save the Queen! No matter what deity you worship, you can agree that this is one single monarch that demands your tribute! Queen Andromeda is scouring the universe for her suitor and it could be you! She Lourdes over the Rigel Centaurus Star Cluster but she has crossed the stars to this backwater to snag someone spineless and submissive. Not hard to find on the Earthling's inter-web.  Are you ready to be conquered and measure up to her grueling standards? Her interests are ruling, vaporizing minions who show the slightest defiance, being waited on hand and foot, enslaving worlds, and chocolate ( lots of it!) Normally she wouldn't even bother with our insignificant speck of a planet, but Earth is the only planet in the known universe that chocolate can be found. Lover her and Despair!!

This is a test...of an Emerging Broadcast System,

Woa Hoa Beebaaaahhhh!!! Excuse the hiatus ladies and germs, but I needed time to figure out the new workings of Blogger Dashboard. Of course in the coming days I shall bring back the low levels of mediocrity that you expect my adoring Deckhands and Oatmeal heads! I still have plenty Galactic Dating Service adds in store to mangle your medullas! So many in fact that it will keep me busy for a while. Until next time, terminate your links, break your broad-bands and sink into the goo of the Oatmeal Seas!!!

What the Hell!?

Still trying to figure out how to post a pic on this new forma bullshit from my saved files on the computer, so far cannot do it. Must be no longer allowed or some shit. I just want to make fun of other peoples pictures!!!! AAARRRRRRGGGG!!!!!