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Today, Krinkles the Klown is wanted on the charge of Murder in the first degree after he was observed fleeing a local hotel in a tiny white and polka-dot Ford Festiva, where the body of a Caucasian person was found dead, face down in a bathtub of milk, sprinkled with sugar coated rice crisps and a banana inserted into her rectum. Authorities have deduced it to be a cereal killing and Krinkles was immediately suspect. Witnesses reported a "maniacal" laughing moments before the sound of a slamming door and a heavy flopping of giant shoes down the hallway. Krinkles is to be considered armed and dangerously funny. Last seen at large in the Battle Creek MI area. If you have any information about Krinkles' location, please call your local police, fire department and National Guard units. Captain Crunch and Mayor McCheese were quoted as saying that "We will be doing everything we can in our power to stop this madman."