All hail to Zork the Liquidator! No folks he isn't giving deals on mattresses or furniture, he's one of the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters known for his preferred method of dispatching prey. (Hence the moniker.) Now his next bounty is you! Well, your heart that is. Zork enjoys building his credit stash by selling his unique services to the highest bidder, and expressing his feelings through physical violence. But don't let that scare you away, that's just his day job. He relaxes the evenings away by sipping away Solar Grog while lounging on one of the many beaches of his home world, Pringdar, in the company of other Wibblets. But when in our neck of the woods, Zork likes to hide out in tiny dive bars on the tour circuit of his favorite earth folk music duo, Merv Rando and Fee. Give this fun size baddie the chance and he will show you a hell of a large time! (Approved by the Inter-Galactic Dating Assc.)
Thursday, April 12, 2012
On tonight's Weird Fuckers from Outer Space...
All hail to Zork the Liquidator! No folks he isn't giving deals on mattresses or furniture, he's one of the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters known for his preferred method of dispatching prey. (Hence the moniker.) Now his next bounty is you! Well, your heart that is. Zork enjoys building his credit stash by selling his unique services to the highest bidder, and expressing his feelings through physical violence. But don't let that scare you away, that's just his day job. He relaxes the evenings away by sipping away Solar Grog while lounging on one of the many beaches of his home world, Pringdar, in the company of other Wibblets. But when in our neck of the woods, Zork likes to hide out in tiny dive bars on the tour circuit of his favorite earth folk music duo, Merv Rando and Fee. Give this fun size baddie the chance and he will show you a hell of a large time! (Approved by the Inter-Galactic Dating Assc.)
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