Sailing the Oatmeal Seas: All I Want For Christmas...

Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!

This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?

That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)

Regards,

Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist

Sunday, December 22, 2013

All I Want For Christmas...

Nothing says I am a fan of The King like a King Size guitar of buttery delicious popcorn right!? I wonder if it's Peanut Butter and 'Nanner Sammach flavor hiding in those puffs of yum. One can just imagine him saying,
"Hey there...come buy my popcorn baby, uh huh...I got lots of flavors, like, cheese, original, caramel , toffee, peanut butter 'nanner, Burnin' Love for all you hot sauce efficianatos out there and... my personal favorite...Bacon baby, oh yea..uh huh. So TCB with some this here popcorn, brought to you by me, Elvis Presley. Thank you very much.."
(If you did not read it with The King's voice in your head, or at least Bruce Campbell as Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep, you have problems.) So, chow down America! I salute you!!