Who would have thought that things in Corporate America would sink to this low level of depravity. One day, a seemingly innocent looking clown. The next a slayer of Kings.
"And lo, it shall come to pass, a fiery world of badly seared beef patties and other, so called 'healthy options' to be crammed down thou collective gullets."
One has to wonder, what happened to Taco Bell? Is he using Burger King's severed head to ring it, thus, ushering in a new era? Has he made Wendy his queen or his bitch? Will they breed and fill the White Castle with McNuggets? All we know is this: The fate of most other fast food chains were decided in the first days of combat. Rally's, just not fast enough. Dairy Queen ran out of all weaponry early and resorted to throwing soft serve which ended badly for them. Culver's suffered a similar demise. The only box Jack ended up in was a coffin. Long John Silver, Captain D, both sunk. The fast food landscape was laid waste. It came down in the end of days between the epic siege of Burger King's fortress by the Army of Arches. Carnage ensued, many were lost. burger wrappers, fry boxes and soft drink cups almost outnumbered the bodies on the battlefield. House McDonald has crushed all competitors. Now shut up and eat that Big Mac!!
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