People of the planet "Earth". We are the Gmegnon. Giant cyclopian starfish from the planet Shmeng. We are now your overlords. Kneel before your masters or be destroyed. You are no match for our sophisticated heat beams. We are only allowing you to hear us in your primitive language because our species takes pleasure in watching weaker things squirm with panic. We have spoken. All hail to the Great and Powerful Sphincter!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Actually, it looks like something out of a Ween video. (Use the power of the internet and look them up if seeking a reference.) Imagine one of those things creeping into your room at night. Probe in han...uh...thing. I can hear the faint strains of music from a theramin being weird in the back of my mind. Either that or I have a tumor.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
You are being watched!
People of the planet "Earth". We are the Gmegnon. Giant cyclopian starfish from the planet Shmeng. We are now your overlords. Kneel before your masters or be destroyed. You are no match for our sophisticated heat beams. We are only allowing you to hear us in your primitive language because our species takes pleasure in watching weaker things squirm with panic. We have spoken. All hail to the Great and Powerful Sphincter!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Actually, it looks like something out of a Ween video. (Use the power of the internet and look them up if seeking a reference.) Imagine one of those things creeping into your room at night. Probe in han...uh...thing. I can hear the faint strains of music from a theramin being weird in the back of my mind. Either that or I have a tumor.
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