
Friday, December 9, 2011
And the Mayor's wife said "Ha!"

Next stop, Uranus.

Thursday, December 8, 2011
Ahoy Paloy!

Space...the place between my ears. These are the voyages of the Starship Boobieprise,(aka Ship of Fool). It's mission, to seek out strange thoughts and weird conversation topics, and to oddly go where no fool has gone before!!!
Captain's Log, Stardate: 5934.31 wait, what day is this? The entity known as "The Tornado" has once again brought wide spread destruction upon my ship. According to damage reports, all sections have been effected. It astounds me that something that stands no more than three feet tall can wreak havoc in the manor which this creature does. From bow to stern, port and aft, household debris is strewn in all directions. The chief engieneer has said, putting things back to right will take some time, however, it will make little difference after the being wakes from his slumber to attack yet again.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Please stand by

We interrupt our regularly scheduled insanity to bring you the following: Tonight's book review of "Tiger's Revenge" by Claude Bauls will not be seen. In it's place, we shall be enduring not one, but two travesties, their only use would be that of bum wipe. We are speaking of "20,000 Leagues to the Outhouse" by Willy Makette and it's equally bad companion tale, "A Bad Day" by Betty Wont. This program has been brought to you by the following: Our friends at Absorbext Tampons, reminding you that if your tampon is a pain in the ass, it's in the wrong spot. The Mortuary Food & Spirits, "Stop in for a cold one anytime." Soup! brand soup. Now in a can. Try "Sandwich" flavor! Herbert's Butcher Shop, "Nobody beats our meats!" and The Soul Clinic. So now, on with tonight's show. We are sorry, due to 9 solar flares with an RF flux of 144, 122 sun spots and the Corona at a measurement of r=22m km, we can no longer provide you clear signal to enjoy this program. Please stand by........
Monday, December 5, 2011
And away we go!

The choice of many in the Pepsi Generation wasn't Pepsi. It was pure coke, straight from Columbia. The 90s, heroin, you got grunge. This Godforsaken decade, everyone for the most part is luded out on some sort of pill or another weather they truly need it or not. This is evident in the awful popular music scene. Are there people out there who actually enjoy a song on the radio when it is played six times in one hour? But, that is a conversation for another time. Let's step into the Way Back Machine and have Professor Peabody set the controls to the late 60s and explore the fashions of the time influenced by the Great Acid Wave. No one can argue that it was a groovy time for some. The ones who truly know could tell ya. I love clips of the B movies from that era, look them up, you might dig them. Well, I hope you have enjoyed this little history lesson, I am a professor and all, so I profess to be!
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