Some one knows me too well for not knowing me.

Quesinberry Junusexy

says:

You got problems

Tell me something I don't know!

For the record, it wasn't me.

I found this on my yahoo news just now. I don't know if I will get in trouble for posting this but as long as the sources are identified, I ought to be ok.
The chimp says: "You can't see me!!"

Man in ape costume tries to steal banana displays

From the Associated Press

Thu May 21, 3:27 pm ET

FOND DU LAC, Wis. – Police continue a fruitless search for a man wearing an ape costume who has attempted to steal foam banana displays from inside local gas stations. Capt. Steve Klein said Thursday someone donning an ape costume entered two gas stations Wednesday trying to steal the displays and police have received several calls about the suspect hanging around town.

While Klein acknowledges that the action may seem funny, they want to talk to the person behind the ape suit because they aren't sure what the suspect's motives are.

Bastard stole my idea!!!!!!!!

And it continues

Another spam copy.

But question is - why him? The best

Wash away, wash away Mr Quangle Wangle Quee ocjq


So I wonder, will it ever end? I can only hope that the comedy keeps on coming.

A small but tasty Spamwich

Always remember-

Check exposed Gaga

before you leave the house.
Unfortunately, there was no real email with this subject, just more boring pharmacy crap. If I wasn't so tired, I would at least try to make something up that was clever and entertaining, but oh well. Until the next post. At least the picture of The Dummy is funny.

More spam funnies

Today's spamwich-

Nardini Willy to me

Oh, see that hot babbee

Apparently The Great Nardini feels I should have a bigger Johnson.
The only good thing I see in all of this is that I have something to make fun of and I can post a picture of a chimp.

Who keeps sending me this shit!!!!!

After another spam check, I found this. (not edited in any way with the exception of a address link)
Subject line:

And they bought a Pig, and some green Jackdaws

Message:
You shall have my Chairs and candle
- And it's perfectly known that a Pobble's toes
O Timballoo! How happy we are


-On that Coast of Coromandel
(Fish is plentiful and cheap

Spam-A-Lot

I found the following in my spam just now. This was copied and pasted verbatim. Subject was this:

Of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo

The message:

The Quangle Wangle said
--With ribbons and bibbons on every side
-Swam across the Bristol Channel.
But there came to the Crumpetty Tree Stolen away, stolen away.

Wow.

I found Cheezus part II

Free inside every bag!!! Your very own Bible Buddy!! Now you can re-enact you favorite biblical story in apocalyptic proportions! Just tear open a bag of any Jeez-its, (Catholic tested,Pope approved!) and have a religious experience! Each figure comes with robe, sash and custom Jerusalem Cruisers!(a.k.a. sandals.)
Collect all twelve! (for a limited time only)

I found Cheezus!!!

Cheesus Christ! Yes it is true. In the news tonight a lady in Texas was eating cheese puffs and found one that appeared to be wearing a robe and praying. So, it could only be the Cheetos Jesus. Not that any other person in biblical times prayed and wore robes. It looked like it had a fucking turban on anyway!!!! So, if this line of thought is correct, and a Muslim found it, would they say it was Mohammad? No! Why? Because they believe that it is sacrilegious to have any kind of portrait or image of their revered holy man. So leave it to the Christians to make a national news story about a fucking cheese puff. Here is the rub though. They plan to sell it on Ebay! Just trying to wrap my head around it nearly gave me a fucking aneurysm! Who says it can't be Moses, or Abraham, or just a crazy looking cheese curl! Would it make the news if she opened up her chud of a child's diaper and it miraculously looked like a dude in a robe praying? Would we then have Poopie Jesus? Would she call CNN to say the Shroud of Turdin appeared in her kids raisin stripes?! Then promptly put it up for auction? I guess I am off to look in all of my snacks for deities. Maybe I will find me a Buddha newton!

(Special thanks to Benny for extra fodder.)