Welcome to the House of Acid.

Now this would be something to see while on drugs! Or nothing to see for that matter. All in the perspective I guess.More proof that nothing is what it seems. Wow, I am surprised at the deep level of drivel I just spewed. Such an ancient concept. But really, sober or not, that kind of shit wold really knock you off your square the first few times you see it. It's what the entrance to theWonka Factory's shitters, or the Ommpa Loompa dormitory somewhere deep below the famous chocolate factory would be like. What's in that candy Mr. Wonka!? Is the Everlasting Gobbstopper laced with LSD so you can fuck with the tour groups Sir? No wonder he had to close his doors. Not industrial espionage as we were lead to believe, but by court order for knowing and unlawfully "spiking the punch", however can remain in business to operate as a normal factory because, not only corporations are people, there is something about that candy that tastes so good and keeps you hungry for more. I just can't explain it.

It's Good To Be The King. Oh Reeeeeeaaaaaly?

Here stands before you, the ultimate victor of the Fast Food War. Ready to now lord over Planet Earth with the yellow gloved iron fist of doom. "You shall eat my hamburgers and disrepair!!"
Who would have thought that things in Corporate America would sink to this low level of depravity. One day, a seemingly innocent looking clown. The next a slayer of Kings.
"And lo, it shall come to pass, a fiery world of badly seared beef patties and other, so called 'healthy options' to be crammed down thou collective gullets."
One has to wonder, what happened to Taco Bell? Is he using Burger King's severed head to ring it, thus, ushering in a new era? Has he made Wendy his queen or his bitch? Will they breed and fill the White Castle with McNuggets? All we know is this: The fate of most other fast food chains were decided in the first days of combat. Rally's, just not fast enough. Dairy Queen ran out of all weaponry early and resorted to throwing soft serve which ended badly for them. Culver's suffered a similar demise.  The only box Jack ended up in was a coffin. Long John Silver, Captain D, both sunk. The fast food landscape was  laid waste. It came down in the end of days between the epic siege of Burger King's fortress by the Army of Arches. Carnage ensued, many were lost. burger wrappers, fry boxes and soft drink cups almost outnumbered the bodies on the battlefield. House McDonald has crushed all competitors. Now shut up and eat that Big Mac!!

So, here we go again!

" Now boys, I am going to explain it to you again. Just because you are dressed like a car does not mean you can get drive thru service."

This looks like something that some idiots where I live would try. Now, if they really wanted to be funny, go through fast food joints dressed in a gorilla costume and order banana shakes, or run across the freeway wearing a chicken suite . Perhaps run through a crowded mall dressed as a banana with a gorilla chasing you. Now that would be funny!