Confucius says....

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew. But in this instance, theses cats are going for distance and power! I wonder what kind of weird samurai beans they have gotten themselves into? So then this means ninja farts are indeed silent but deadly. However, weather or not these things are true, to me, this expresses yet another form of the divine wind. The Fart Scroll is but a tale to be told that even in feudal Japan there was a funny guy capturing the very best in human nature, a great sense of humor God bless him. Then again, this could be a modern rendering of a subject painted in the classic style but none the less hilarious. Kudos to you artist person, creator of this masterpiece! Where ever in the great wheel you may be.

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Caaaaandeeeeee.......

Oompa loompa doopidy do. I have another riddle for you. What do you get when fashion goes wrong? Making you think you've just smoked a bong.

Sometimes you see what is considered wreck, giving your nightmares a reality check, but that is life and that can be sad. Although seeing this.... things don't.....seem......bad. I don't like the look of it!

Oompa loompa doopity do. If you are wise you will listen to me. You can live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doopidy do!

Watch out all you Snozwangers, Wangdoodles and Vermitious Kanids!! The Queen of Loopa Land is back and meaner than before! Her purpose is to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she's all out of bubblegum! Before you know it she will have the entire Loompa Army all sugared up and armed to the teeth, ready to give your behinds a whooping that you will never forget in this cinematic masterpiece Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II-Electric Boogaloo!

Newsflash!! The real Dirty Harry revealed!

My first thought when I seen this was, ' Hey look, it's America's gun control policy.' As much fun as it would be to leave it with that simple statement, I do so enjoy beating every joke I can out of something. This could very well make a great commercial, you know, some clever product placement. Nothing says "buy this product" like a chimp getting ready to unload a bunch of pain into your face! Is this indeed a right turn for Clyde? (yes, I know the real Clyde is an orangutan) Indeed we can derive some mirth form this mindfuck presented before us such as, imagining his voice sounding like an old time gangster. "Say..back off screw!! Maa Maaa!" I would look for more deeper representation in this but, nahh. I am in no condition to wax philosophic this time. Mainly because I don't feel like sitting up all night probing the details of something that may not even exist.

Today's nugget of truth.

Who can come down on a cat that just wants some junk food. Wait, I can guess the answer to that and it all has to do with politics. If there were any sense in our government, our little green friend would be decriminalized, taxed and regulated like alcohol and then the fun governors and groove mashers would see budget deficits disappear and more people being generally happy. Crime would be reduced, because when a prohibition ends you eliminate an element of said criminality. Maybe someday when the closed minded and fooled see the truth of reality.

I'm a bug! Neeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Oh, let me guess what happened here! An office party gone terribly wrong? Maybe his co-workers knew he had a nylon allergy, didn't like him very much, pinned him down and stuffed this apparatus on his skull and this is the shot of him leaping up from the floor screaming!! Could we also say that it is the only way he can feel like an authentic crotch? Could he harbor a strange balloon fetish perhaps? A desperate cry for attention to fill the inadequacies of being the office outcast? Oh yes, he is indeed "funny" but at what expense? I am going to go with dignity on this one gang. Although if this pic was a short looped video of him bouncing back and fourth really fast with Yakkaty Sax by Boots Randolph playing, ( better know as the theme music to The Benny Hill Show), watching it stoned I would probably piss myself laughing.

Hey man, it's not my fault.

It's true folks. Since the last post, there were a series of technical difficulties, lack of blog-able material and serious lack of creativity. I couldn't even find a suitable pic of a real Stimpy cat! What a bummer man. All I can do now is make the following suggestions, smoke em' if you got em', boogaloo til ya puke, never eat spinach with a stranger, don't piss on an electric fence, and practice safe sex. Get down with your bad self!!!!