The invasion has begun...

Ladies and Germs, please welcome tonight's weird fucker from outer space, "Beulah"from planet Regulus II ! She gave us that name because her real name cannot be translated into human speech of any dialect. It has to do with some organ or strange thing like that. "Beulah" is a Virgo, but only when Jupiter rises in the cusp of Mars. She enjoys long walks on the Deneb space-station orbiting the Twin moons of Garloo and practices Atomic Yoga. Climb aboard her flying saucer for the ride of your life!

You are being watched!

People of the planet "Earth". We are the Gmegnon. Giant cyclopian starfish from the planet Shmeng. We are now your overlords. Kneel before your masters or be destroyed. You are no match for our sophisticated heat beams. We are only allowing you to hear us in your primitive language because our species takes pleasure in watching weaker things squirm with panic. We have spoken. All hail to the Great and Powerful Sphincter!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Actually, it looks like something out of a Ween video. (Use the power of the internet and look them up if seeking a reference.) Imagine one of those things creeping into your room at night. Probe in han...uh...thing. I can hear the faint strains of music from a theramin being weird in the back of my mind. Either that or I have a tumor.

Today's nugget of truth.

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Confucius says....

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew. But in this instance, theses cats are going for distance and power! I wonder what kind of weird samurai beans they have gotten themselves into? So then this means ninja farts are indeed silent but deadly. However, weather or not these things are true, to me, this expresses yet another form of the divine wind. The Fart Scroll is but a tale to be told that even in feudal Japan there was a funny guy capturing the very best in human nature, a great sense of humor God bless him. Then again, this could be a modern rendering of a subject painted in the classic style but none the less hilarious. Kudos to you artist person, creator of this masterpiece! Where ever in the great wheel you may be.

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Caaaaandeeeeee.......

Oompa loompa doopidy do. I have another riddle for you. What do you get when fashion goes wrong? Making you think you've just smoked a bong.

Sometimes you see what is considered wreck, giving your nightmares a reality check, but that is life and that can be sad. Although seeing this.... things don't.....seem......bad. I don't like the look of it!

Oompa loompa doopity do. If you are wise you will listen to me. You can live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doopidy do!

Watch out all you Snozwangers, Wangdoodles and Vermitious Kanids!! The Queen of Loopa Land is back and meaner than before! Her purpose is to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she's all out of bubblegum! Before you know it she will have the entire Loompa Army all sugared up and armed to the teeth, ready to give your behinds a whooping that you will never forget in this cinematic masterpiece Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II-Electric Boogaloo!

Newsflash!! The real Dirty Harry revealed!

My first thought when I seen this was, ' Hey look, it's America's gun control policy.' As much fun as it would be to leave it with that simple statement, I do so enjoy beating every joke I can out of something. This could very well make a great commercial, you know, some clever product placement. Nothing says "buy this product" like a chimp getting ready to unload a bunch of pain into your face! Is this indeed a right turn for Clyde? (yes, I know the real Clyde is an orangutan) Indeed we can derive some mirth form this mindfuck presented before us such as, imagining his voice sounding like an old time gangster. "Say..back off screw!! Maa Maaa!" I would look for more deeper representation in this but, nahh. I am in no condition to wax philosophic this time. Mainly because I don't feel like sitting up all night probing the details of something that may not even exist.