Funny Go Boom!!

Funny Go Boom!!

Monday, December 19, 2011

Cthuthulu found!


"What in the name of John Wayne's Ass is that!?" It was the first words heard on the fishing boat 'Grouper Getter' when this weird creature was brought on board. Is it indeed one of the monsters described in any a number of H.P.Lovecraft stories? Is it the Creature from the Black Lagoon? It just goes to show that as humanity plumbs the depths of earth's oceans, a sailor's worst nightmare is doomed to surface once in a while. Can you imagine what that nasty thing must smell like? Of course, it is most likely a familiar species to many like a dogfish or something stupid, but, in the name of all things holy man! I have never seen something so ugly come out of the water since the movie Monster of Muscle Beach! Besides the point, who really knows what horrors are yet to be discovered in the deepest, darkest recesses of our oceans and waterways. Perhaps it is some strange mutation from all the garbage and other crap floating around out there courtesy of factories, big oil companies and power facilities, not to mention all the other environmental rapists and criminals who give the finger to Mother Earth on a daily basis. Humanity may never know.

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