Sailing the Oatmeal Seas: Have you ever seen a man with 6 fingers on his hand?

Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!

This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?

That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)

Regards,

Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Have you ever seen a man with 6 fingers on his hand?

I wonder how many people came up to this guy and said:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Cons: Never can find gloves that fit, creepy handshake vibe, awkward high-five moments, Inability to play catch with a baseball mitt, small children cry when you wave.

Pros: awesome bitch-slap abilities.; August 11, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Gwen said...: This guy's family needs a lifeguard for their gene pool.; August 11, 2009 at 1:15 PM