Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!

This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?

That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)

Regards,

Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

More spam funnies

Today's spamwich-

Nardini Willy to me

Oh, see that hot babbee

Apparently The Great Nardini feels I should have a bigger Johnson.
The only good thing I see in all of this is that I have something to make fun of and I can post a picture of a chimp.