Egad! What sorcery is this!?

This just in the spam-box-

Uncle too was in high spirits and far from being offended by the brothers and sisters laughter it could never enter his head that they might be laughing at his way of life he himself joined in the merriment.
Goodness gracious.

Seriously folks, I can't make this shit up. I f the first part of the message made any sort of sense, I would have diligently posted it for you, my adoring audience.

Now for some trivial trivia- In the 1966 Batman series, the bat-pole activation switch was located in a bust of a famous person. Who was it? William Shakespeare.