Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!
This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?
That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)
Regards,
Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist
Followers
Sunday, December 18, 2011
I found the fool.
Breaking news: Krinkles the Murderous Klown has been caught by none other than Mr.T. We now return you to your regularly scheduled nonsense. Stay tuned for more mediocrity mayhem ripped out of the either by yours truly.
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