Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!
This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?
That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)
Regards,
Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist
Followers
Sunday, April 15, 2012
And the beat goes on...
Don't look now Ladies and Germs, but wouldn't ya know it, love is in the air this Spring! It goes to show that even here at this lousy site, Inter-GalacticDatingAds.com, anyone can meet that special being. What are the chances that they would both be from the same side of town on Grus Prime? Interstellar! All of us here at the management would like to wish Rigna and Z'lotaar (or "Sally and Fred") a long and happy coupling of power conduits and have an existence that's out of this world!
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