Yeeaaaahhaahhaa!!! What the hell IS that!?

I have decided to stay on the entomology kick to showcase a few odd looking bugs. This fella here is most certainly one of the last things I want to see crawling on my flesh late at night! No sir! At least I would be able to see it. I am sure if that were to happen, all that would be seen of me is asses and elbows heading toward the nearest exit. Not that I am a coward mind you, I mean the shock value alone of having been woken out of a dead sleep by the likes of that would send anyone to their feet in a hurry.