Meet "Ted". He just arrived on Earth last week and is looking for friends to show him around town, have a few drinks and see the sights. "Ted" is a Cloapian from Sentarra III, an M-Class planet just outside the Izar Ecliptic. He enjoys Backgammon, silly earth programs and any kind of cheese. All new discoveries for this far out extra-terrestrial tourist. On his home-world, clearly marked upon his cowl, "Ted" showed great promise as the planets foremost author of archaic "novels" about digressing civilizations until his last read was a total failure. Hence why he chose our particular toilet to explore, gathering as much torrid information as possible for the masses on Sentarra III.
