Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!
This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?
That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)
Regards,
Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist
Followers
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
The invasion continues...
Welcome back to Inter-Galactic Dating Ads.com.. Tonight's catch you are sure to net, is G'enork, or "Jeff" to his friends. This latest weird fucker from outer space enjoys quick blast offs and soft landings as well as spending his free time bowling. Originally from Gamma Epsilon V, Jeff found his way Earth to live, laugh and you guessed it, love! He's just a regular guy about town looking to invade...your heart that is! Classy and non obtrusive, he can show you that manners are not just found in a galaxy far, far away. Jeff also enjoys a variety of music, from Mozart, and Astro-Punch to Fizz and The Lifters. Reach new heights in his Rocket-Ship of Love baby!
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