Ahoy Matey! You are now an official Deckhand on the Ship of Fool!
This is your Captain speaking. As you waste precious minutes of your dreadful or beautiful life reading this swill, I will have to warn that you will not get any of said time back. Therefore, read at your own risk. It's all here, black and white, plain as day,esparidem e pluribus unum! You lose! Good day sir!! (Aw,what the fuck, I don't know Latin) Not to be insulting or anything, tis so that this day and age one needs a stoopid disclaimer. Yes, stupid is purposely misspelled on purpose. Wait, whaaaa....?
That being said, sit back, read on and enjoy, or barf, peruse older posts, or what have you. (Might I suggest that you start with the oldest post in the archives and work your way up. If you go that rout, will make more sense.)
Regards,
Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy Esquire IV, PhD Strangeoligist
Followers
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
More Weird Fuckers from Outer Space
Tonight's featured member hailing from Altair III, is Overlord Trall,! (Or "Jim") This Master of Menace is on the look out for his intergalactic Queen, but earth girls aren't easy! Dressed to kill in this fabulous robe ensemble from Eeapp of Mars, "Jim" is waiting for you with open arms. When not lording over the Seven Systems Empire, he can usually be found catching his favorite mindless earth television programs and squishing puny creatures for pleasure. His greatest wish is to have a zero gravity jello party. Look out ladies, he is firing on all thrusters an wanting to conquer your heart! Ming the Merciless, eat your heart out!
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