More Weird Fuckers from Outer Space

Tonight's featured member hailing from Altair III, is Overlord Trall,! (Or "Jim") This Master of Menace is on the look out for his intergalactic Queen, but earth girls aren't easy! Dressed to kill in this fabulous robe ensemble from Eeapp of Mars, "Jim"  is waiting for you with open arms. When not lording over the Seven Systems Empire, he can usually be found catching his favorite mindless earth television programs and squishing puny creatures for pleasure. His greatest wish is to have a zero gravity jello party. Look out ladies, he is firing on all thrusters an wanting to conquer your heart! Ming the Merciless, eat your heart out!

The invasion continues...

Welcome back to Inter-Galactic Dating Ads.com.. Tonight's catch you are sure to net, is G'enork, or "Jeff" to his friends. This latest weird fucker from outer space enjoys quick blast offs and soft landings as well as spending his free time bowling. Originally from Gamma Epsilon V, Jeff found his way Earth to live, laugh and you guessed it, love! He's just a regular guy about town looking to invade...your heart that is! Classy and non obtrusive, he can show you that manners are not just found in a galaxy far, far away. Jeff also enjoys a variety of music, from Mozart, and Astro-Punch to Fizz and The Lifters. Reach new heights in his Rocket-Ship of Love baby!

The invasion has begun...

Ladies and Germs, please welcome tonight's weird fucker from outer space, "Beulah"from planet Regulus II ! She gave us that name because her real name cannot be translated into human speech of any dialect. It has to do with some organ or strange thing like that. "Beulah" is a Virgo, but only when Jupiter rises in the cusp of Mars. She enjoys long walks on the Deneb space-station orbiting the Twin moons of Garloo and practices Atomic Yoga. Climb aboard her flying saucer for the ride of your life!

You are being watched!

People of the planet "Earth". We are the Gmegnon. Giant cyclopian starfish from the planet Shmeng. We are now your overlords. Kneel before your masters or be destroyed. You are no match for our sophisticated heat beams. We are only allowing you to hear us in your primitive language because our species takes pleasure in watching weaker things squirm with panic. We have spoken. All hail to the Great and Powerful Sphincter!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Actually, it looks like something out of a Ween video. (Use the power of the internet and look them up if seeking a reference.) Imagine one of those things creeping into your room at night. Probe in han...uh...thing. I can hear the faint strains of music from a theramin being weird in the back of my mind. Either that or I have a tumor.

Today's nugget of truth.

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Confucius says....

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew. But in this instance, theses cats are going for distance and power! I wonder what kind of weird samurai beans they have gotten themselves into? So then this means ninja farts are indeed silent but deadly. However, weather or not these things are true, to me, this expresses yet another form of the divine wind. The Fart Scroll is but a tale to be told that even in feudal Japan there was a funny guy capturing the very best in human nature, a great sense of humor God bless him. Then again, this could be a modern rendering of a subject painted in the classic style but none the less hilarious. Kudos to you artist person, creator of this masterpiece! Where ever in the great wheel you may be.

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