More...? Really? Yes!!

Meet "Ted". He just arrived on Earth last week and is looking for friends to show him around town, have a few drinks and see the sights. "Ted" is a Cloapian from Sentarra III, an M-Class planet just outside the Izar Ecliptic. He enjoys Backgammon, silly earth programs and any kind of cheese. All new discoveries for this far out extra-terrestrial tourist. On his home-world, clearly marked upon his cowl, "Ted" showed great promise as the planets foremost  author of archaic "novels" about digressing civilizations until his last read  was a total failure. Hence why he chose our particular toilet to explore, gathering as much torrid information as possible for the masses on Sentarra III.

Thank you sir! May I have another?!

I thought I would leave all those mushy minds of yours out there alone for a few days but there are still plenty of eligible intelligible weirdies out there in space, so on with the creature feature!!
Greetings from planet Disco hidden someplace in the M52 system! Say hello to "Ralph", (originally Gnerrrtz, but in human speech it sounds like a sneeze.) When you wish upon this star, you are guaranteed to get super far! He's got all the sweet moves on the dance floor and you're sure to score. Let him shuffle his way into your heart's door.  Spunk and style that goes the extra mile, Ralph will surely make you smile!

Even more Weird Fuckers from Outer Space..

Who's that gent in the purple cape that exudes other worldly charm you can't escape? Why it's Proteus! "Lenny" to you earthlings. This intergalactic playboy knows how to have a stellar time no matter where he goes. Proteus is a Leo with a Jupiter rising and comes from a place in the Hubble Deep Field, a planet orbiting the star we call M109 known as Norp. As a dealer in Keebis and other rare metals,he can really get around, but, his work doesn't stop him from partying down with the locals and hitting some Plutonium Nyborg. He also enjoys movies, card games, binary sunsets and gals who are not afraid to cry. Take a chance on him and he will show you a galaxy of pleasure!

Congratulations to the 600th Buttery Rich Visitor!!

That's right! Whoever you are on this giant piece of rock that supports life in our solar system, here is Six Hundred Schmucks in Chump Change, (there is another bill on the bottom, honest!) Remember, the official currency of abysmal mediocrity can only be spent in the theater of your mind so, don't spend it all in one place! Woa Ho Beeebaaahhhh!!!

Thank you for your patronage,

-Sir Erasmus Fontlaroy

And the beat goes on...

Don't look now Ladies and Germs, but wouldn't ya know it, love is in the air this Spring! It goes to show that even here at this lousy site, Inter-GalacticDatingAds.com, anyone can meet that special being. What are the chances that they would both be from the same side of town on Grus Prime? Interstellar! All of us here at the management would like to wish Rigna and Z'lotaar (or "Sally and Fred") a long and happy coupling of power conduits and have an existence that's out of this world!

On tonight's Weird Fuckers from Outer Space...

All hail to Zork the Liquidator! No folks he isn't giving deals on mattresses or furniture, he's one of the galaxy's most feared bounty hunters known for his preferred method of dispatching prey. (Hence the moniker.) Now his next bounty is you! Well, your heart that is. Zork enjoys building his credit stash by selling his unique services to the highest bidder, and expressing his feelings through physical violence. But don't let that scare you away, that's just his day job. He relaxes the evenings away by sipping away Solar Grog while lounging on one of the many beaches of his home world, Pringdar, in the company of other Wibblets. But when in our neck of the woods, Zork likes to hide out in tiny dive bars on the tour circuit of his favorite earth folk music duo, Merv Rando and Fee. Give this fun size baddie the chance and he will show you a hell of a large time! (Approved by the Inter-Galactic Dating Assc.)

More Weird Fuckers from Outer Space

Tonight's featured member hailing from Altair III, is Overlord Trall,! (Or "Jim") This Master of Menace is on the look out for his intergalactic Queen, but earth girls aren't easy! Dressed to kill in this fabulous robe ensemble from Eeapp of Mars, "Jim"  is waiting for you with open arms. When not lording over the Seven Systems Empire, he can usually be found catching his favorite mindless earth television programs and squishing puny creatures for pleasure. His greatest wish is to have a zero gravity jello party. Look out ladies, he is firing on all thrusters an wanting to conquer your heart! Ming the Merciless, eat your heart out!